Full List of Things I Don’t Understand
- Coins
- McDonald’s Conistent Taste
- Love of Paper Books
- Free Will
- Burqas & Niqabs
- Neckties
- Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero
- Wine
- Dyed Blonde Hair
- Apple Computers
- Marriage
- High Heels
- Affirmative Action
- Eleven & Twelve, Dozens, & 12 Packs
- Phillips & Flathead screws
- American Flag Lapel Pin
- Purell
- Tiny Coffee
- Carbonated Water
- Mayonnaise
- Sports Fans
- People who close their windows on airplanes
- Drunkenness
- Faith
- Toll Roads
- Halogen Car Lights
- British Royal Family
- Democracy
- Guns
- Parades
- Christianity
- Putting presidents on our currency
- Fad Diets
- Massages
- Sex Changes
- Anti-Nuclear Power
- Latinos and Catholicism
- Dismissal of Global Warming
- Tuna Costs
- Having Children
- Ketchup
- Elliptical Machines
- Voicemail
- Putting presidents on our currency
- Guns
- DMV
- TSA