Full List of Things I Don’t Understand

• Coins
• McDonald’s Conistent Taste
• Love of Paper Books
• Free Will
• Burqas & Niqabs
• Neckties
• Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero
• Wine
• Dyed Blonde Hair
• Apple Computers
• Marriage
• High Heels
• Affirmative Action
• Eleven & Twelve, Dozens, & 12 Packs
• Phillips & Flathead screws
• American Flag Lapel Pin
• Purell
• Tiny Coffee
• Carbonated Water
• Mayonnaise
• Sports Fans
• People who close their windows on airplanes
• Drunkenness
• Faith
• Toll Roads
• Halogen Car Lights
• British Royal Family
• Democracy
• Guns
• Parades
• Christianity
• Putting presidents on our currency
• Fad Diets
• Massages
• Sex Changes
• Anti-Nuclear Power
• Latinos and Catholicism
• Dismissal of Global Warming
• Tuna Costs
• Having Children
• Ketchup
• Elliptical Machines
• Voicemail
• Putting presidents on our currency
• Guns
• DMV
• TSA